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Scroll Stress

Postby barrelockingnut » January 22nd, 2011, 1:08 am

Anyone suffering from Scroll Stress or Scroll Syndrome yet ?
These are the symptoms
1. Initial Euphoria
2. Excitement
3. Despondency ( depending on firmware )
4. Rooting disease
5. Euphoria or Return to no.3
6. Market mania followed by....
7. SD storage capacity limit langour
8. Compulsive accessory disorder
9. Forum Folliculosis ( tearing hair out )
10.Terminillus addictititus
11. Scrolling finger ( Scrollusnailus disease)

Anyone think of any other symptom I have missed out ?
Not only the Romans had Scrolls
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Re: Scroll Stress

Postby JimmyW » January 22nd, 2011, 12:54 pm

ovatus exsultatus laetatus sum maximus
*JimmyW runs around waving a stick shouting "OUT! OUT! YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!"

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Re: Scroll Stress

Postby Fonefixer » January 22nd, 2011, 5:35 pm

nil carborundum illegitimii.....

The only one I have is nil marketus operandum (haud venalicium)
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