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Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Fonefixer » January 9th, 2012, 5:38 am

Hi all,

This post is really for the benefit of newcomers.

For those of you who don't know me, my name is Dave, im 48 and im looking for a single girl with huge bazookas to take care of me.....

MOD edit - wrong forum? :)

Damn cut 'n paste! Where was I? oh yes!......

I started on this forum just after it opened. I had one of the first 7" Scrolls with the 0.94 firmware (its now consigned to the bin). Due to work commitments, I had to stop being a Forum Admin as I simply diddn't have the spare time. However, work has now settled down a bit so im back to annoy all of you :)

I will do my best to help anyone who needs it, but please remember I don't have a working Scroll to look at, and im more of a hardware specialist rather than an Android Guru.
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Charlie » January 9th, 2012, 10:09 am

Welcome back Dave, I have missed your sense of humour.

On a side note - I think I have found your single girl with huge bazookas: ;)

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(Well technically, she only has one huge bazooka - close enough tho')
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Fonefixer » January 9th, 2012, 10:39 am

One is better than none! I did have a g/f once whose shoulder blades were bigger than her bazookas but thats another story......
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Mitre » January 9th, 2012, 4:45 pm

Hi Dave glad to have you back mixing it up
how many camels do you own now you could always trade a couple for a G/F
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Fonefixer » January 9th, 2012, 5:39 pm

Hi Mitre,

Dont need another HRH really, i get enough grief off the present one! :)
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Charlie » January 9th, 2012, 6:57 pm

Fonefixer wrote:
Dont need another HRH really, i get enough grief off the present one! :)


That might be so, but do you have any camels yet? If so how many? ;)
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Fonefixer » January 9th, 2012, 7:38 pm

seen lots but dont own any. they are like women in a lot of ways.....

They have a permanent hump, are severely stroppy and pull lots of faces haha
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby admin » January 10th, 2012, 1:59 pm

Is this a mod-only thread, or can anyone post? ;)
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Fonefixer » January 10th, 2012, 4:57 pm

Sure...feel free to butt in! :)
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Re: Allow me to re-introduce myself :)

Postby Charlie » January 10th, 2012, 6:36 pm

admin wrote:Is this a mod-only thread, or can anyone post? ;)


:lol: It does seem that way, now Mitre is a mod. Anyone can post here tho', (Just not Stu - only kidding Stu)



@FF - Your new avatar made me jump when I 1st saw it.

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or is this actually a picture of you ;)
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